Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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