living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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