I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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