Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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