i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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