i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
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