I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
