He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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