he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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