i just google imaged poop.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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