well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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