He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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