Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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