Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
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