question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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