i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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