Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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