What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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