Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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