Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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