I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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