he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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