we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
this will be a night to untag.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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