Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
When did angry sex become our thing?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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