Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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