And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize
