We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i just had sex bonerless
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Randomize
