I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
