I love black thongs
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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