try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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