I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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