Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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