that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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