Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
