this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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