He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Randomize
