So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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