We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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