its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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