I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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