I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Randomize
