"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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