The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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