NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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