Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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