There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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