At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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