Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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