i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
The cops high fived after they tackled you
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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