turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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