at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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