Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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