my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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